If you've seen a single stall shower you may have an idea that they might be a problem, if you've ever showered in a single stall shower you suspect they could be a problem, and if you've ever tried to shave your legs in a single stall shower you KNOW you have a problem!! The thing about single stall showers is...they are everywhere on a campus, in the houses and in the dorms...You can't escape them!! When we lived in our house freshman year we were appalled by the size of the showers...and that there were two in the small bathroom that was on the first floor of the house. They are barley wide enough for you to stand elbows out in and if your claustrophobic...your shit out of luck! The worst thing about these showers is....you have to be a contortionist to properly shave your legs! Ladies you know what i'm talking about, holding your leg up in the air while trying to balance on the other just so you can avoid bending over and pressing your butt against the wall of the shower because let's face it...you just met these girls...lord knows where there butts have been!! So Caitlin, more than all of us, knows the harsh reality of shaving in a tiny shower. That girl either cracked her head on the metal door handle, which cut her forehead open at least once, or sliced her leg open every single time she showered. She had this gnarly looking scab/scar on her knee most of the first semester here! The positive of this...you've been warned...start practicing now before you have to shave in that tiny shower. You can practice "dry shaving" also known as shaving you legs in the sink...yes we did this last year when we had what looked like a kitchen sink in our "private" bathroom...no toilet just a sink! You can also start taking yoga or just coming to the realization that it will take you a few months to get used to the new conditions and you may have to live with spotty legs or slight cuts. The other thing you need to know about single stall showers is that when you get bored they can become sources of free entertainment and possible records for the Guinness Book. We would know...we got bored and thought it might be a good idea to see how many of us could fit into that tiny shower that had caused us so much pain and suffering. Six, that's how many girls you can fit in a single stall shower. We were crammed in there like sardines, as the girls piled out Caitlin and Lindz were left when Cait accidentally turned on the shower. It was a disaster...Lindz was wet, so was Cait...but it was fun! We suggest you try to squeeze as many people as you can into the smallest thing you've ever seen...it's worth the laugh and you may win some sort of award!!!
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